Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”
– Jim Carrey
“Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty”
– Joan Rivers
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on
and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
– Bobby Kelton
“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
– Bill Cosby
“You are halfway to 100. Way to go!”
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
– Victor Hugov“
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
– Frank Sinatra
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old”.
– George Burns
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that
the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Larry Lorenzoni
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.
We have found out that only a few things are really important.
We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
– Marie Dressler.
Old age is like everything else.
To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
– Theodore Roosevelt
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.
– Cindy Crawford